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vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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nosdrinker:

you’re insecure

don’t know what for

let the bodies hit the floor

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victorysunshine:

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martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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7u7:

I don’t want it

7u7:

I don’t want it

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

14 hours ago on April 19th | J | 363,911 notes
I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you.
Nahilliam Truspear (via seelengekritzel)
14 hours ago on April 19th | J | 11,259 notes
I don’t mind getting naked or seeing you naked.
I don’t mind talking about sex or having sex
or never having sex. I don’t mind my body
or your body with mine. I don’t mind
your sweaty palms, your chapped lips,
your dirty tongue. I don’t mind
your noisy music, your crappy poetry,
your soiled shoes and ugly handwriting.
I don’t mind 2ams and late night
phone calls, stolen kisses and white lies.
I don’t mind your half-eaten donut,
frozen teabags and sticky hair.
I want your toothbrush’s head
leaning towards mine. I want
your 4am back massage.
Cup my breasts and don’t say
they’re small. I already know that.
Kiss me once and kiss me more.
Pretend what we’re doing is illegal.
It’s always good to be caught
with our mouths tied together
like handcuffs. Dry your cheeks
and make me bleed.
Crave me.
Crave me.
Crave me.
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